Heretics vs. Lunatics
The expert scientist geniuses who just happen to be funded by billions of taxpayer dollars all say that manmade global warming is real. That much is certain. Unfortunately, the data say otherwise.
First of all, air temperatures tell the story of the “greenhouse” effect, not surface temperatures. The story it’s telling right now is that “yall Democrats” don’t really know what you’re talking about. In fact, you don’t know this yet, but history is going to judge you all as a bunch of moon-barking lunatics.
Lower tropospheric temperatures, the only temperatures that count when measuring the greenhouse effect, have shown no increase since the end of 1998. Don’t believe me? Look it up.
Wait – how’d I guess that you liberals wouldn’t?
As far as sunspots, it is generally conceded that this does impact the earth’s temperature much more than CO2 (if a lib wants to refute this, I’ll show you my data if you show me yours). Then again, so does water vapor. And methane gases. This isn’t surprising given that CO2 is only about 380 parts per million. Don’t make me get my pennies out and show you what that looks like.
Ten thousand years ago, North America was a giant ice cube tray. Since then, global warming has thawed it out and given people a place to live. Since I haven’t seen any cave paintings of hominids driving SUVs, let’s assume it wasn’t the industrial revolution that caused the earth to come out of the deep freeze.
It might blow some people’s minds, but global warming is good. The Sahara is already too hot, and I wouldn’t mind saving money on my heating bill this winter. (Wait a minute, would more global warming means less fossil fuel usage and thus less global warming? I’m getting confused…)
Sorry if this is a bit tedious, but I feel like I have to get this out before Henry Waxman stuffs a rag soaked in ether in my mouth and drags me off…
Where was I? Oh, yeah MONEY.
Warmth is associated with wealth. But the bottom line is not the bottom line. It’s freedom.
That’s it. Now this heretic is off to build a snowman and call him Al. It snowed today in Monticello, New York, in June…
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